Tuesday, July 29, 2008

==what not to do==

i decided to do a cleanse...the easy kind, ya know...the simple pills not the nasty juice kind. anyway, i started yesterday and was noticing nothing seemed to be happening...you get my drift. so, i did what any mature 28 year old woman would do, i called "the mom." i explained that i felt the cleanse was just making me dizzy not "doing its job." my sweet mom asked when i had been taking the "pm" ones....and i froze. what did she mean by "pm" ones?! so i ran to the kitchen, opened the box of pills and realized...there are three sets of pills :: am, noon, and pm. i discovered i'd been just taking the noon sets for a day and a half. oops! tomorrow could be rough...if you know what i mean. wink wink

note to self and those reading :: make sure you read thoroughly before starting a cleanse.

Song pick of the day: Doris Day//Oops
{dedicated to myself}

7 comments:

Derek Henbest said...

Ewww. Have you heard of the new cleanse where they put your feet in this bowl of water and strap you to this circuit of electricity and it drains your body from the bottom of your feet!?!? Its pretty intense...forget the pills Tracer.

.:meagan.rae:. said...

OH my gosh... hahahah. i feel like that is so unfortunate. haha Thank Jesus for moms :)

Tracy Wilde said...

thanks derek...i'll look into your "death row" cleanse.

Tracy Wilde said...

i know right, megs?! i'm pretty sure my mom was trying not to laugh...but i didn't care, i just wanted to know i was going to survive.

naphtali said...

Oh gosh! That's horrible. Bless your heart...bless our heart. I do not envy you. But, I'm with you - pills are much better than the whole liquid drink.

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